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What I really think about wake ‘n bake.

Evil wake ‘n bake, a surefire way to ruin your entire day.

Of course, when I woke up at 2:07 this afternoon, there wasn’t much of a day left to spoil. And, if we’re being completely honest, I had already woken up around 8:45 to piss and (since once I’m up, I’m up) smoked what was left of my bedtime bowl in order to lull myself back into the haze of sleep.

Little did I know, that haze wouldn’t lift for another five and a half hours.

In fast-forward I prepared for the day, ran my two errands, and roasted a bowl with my friends on the way the Lan Su Chinese Garden downtown Portland on 3rd and Everett, after which we indulged in our munchies and ate some authentic Chinese cuisine in the heart of Chinatown. Har… har… Maybe not so authentic, but so greasy and delicious. And dirt cheap.

Then we smoked some more on the way home. Then we played cards and smoked again. Then I did a Sobe. And now Taylor is home, so we’ll have a little more.

Why does one little, innocent wake ‘n bake always turn into an all-day event of bowls and food and fatigue?

Speaking of which…

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What I really think about whistling.

Finally, after more than 15 years of inhale-whistling, I have made a breakthrough.

For some time now, I have had a desire to master the art of whistling, with only two things standing in my way:

First, I am so not musically inclined. And secondly, for as long as I have whistled, it has only been by inhaling a tune, rather than blowing one out (heh heh heh). Don’t ask me why, I have tried for years to turn this upside down, with no luck.

But finally, last night in bed, by complete, fluke accident, I exhale whistled. Having attempted this feat for years, I was absolutely no less than thrilled, and tried to recreate the exact shape of my mouth and wind pressure. Needless to say, I was so ecstatic that this took me a few minutes–I could not stop grinning!

Now, after years of being told to “whistle a happy tune” and “whistle while I work” I can finally start to hone my skills in a not so half-assed way!

W(h)is(tle)h me luck! : D

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