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What I really think about wake ‘n bake.

Evil wake ‘n bake, a surefire way to ruin your entire day. Of course, when I woke up at 2:07 this afternoon, there wasn’t much of a day left to spoil. And, if we’re being completely honest, I had already … Continue reading

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What I really think about whistling.

Finally, after more than 15 years of inhale-whistling, I have made a breakthrough. For some time now, I have had a desire to master the art of whistling, with only two things standing in my way: First, I am so … Continue reading

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