Tag Archives: Baked
What I really think about security blankets.
Where can I begin this story?? I guess I will start in my childhood, in my bedroom with a slanted ceiling and no windows, and a twin-sized bed with a brown metal frame. That bed held a number of important … Continue reading
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What I really think about smoking and driving.
I realized while driving stoned the other day how much I enjoy watching the movie that plays in my rearview mirror as I coast slowly down the road. When the sun is out and shining it looks just like stock … Continue reading
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What I really think about the munchies.
It’s time to get back on track, and this blog has been a long time coming. And a long time in the making. Countless hours of trying to fend off the munchies, countless methods of attempting to satisfy them once … Continue reading
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What I really think about graham crackers and frosting.
In case (in the space of time between now and when you were eight) you have forgotten how delicious a graham cracker-frosting sandwich is, remind yourself. Nearly every time I visit my mother (who lives only about 25 miles away … Continue reading
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What I really think about math homework.
Let me tell you, if I am ever thinking about how much I miss high school, all I have to do is try to solve a couple of math problems, and I’ll remember that only sadists and masochists enjoy high … Continue reading
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What I really think about wpm.
71 words per minute with only an average of 5.0 mistakes per minute? That’s my all-time record! At least, that I can recall. Oooh for some reason, there is almost nothing more fun than taking typing tests on this lazy … Continue reading
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What I really think about wake ‘n bake.
Evil wake ‘n bake, a surefire way to ruin your entire day. Of course, when I woke up at 2:07 this afternoon, there wasn’t much of a day left to spoil. And, if we’re being completely honest, I had already … Continue reading
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What I really think about your bong.
Triple percolating so you feel like you’re getting the cleanest, smoothest, least toxic toke–it’s overcomplicated, and too hard to suck on, and sometimes I’d just like to pass the pipe instead, cause it feels communal and doesn’t set my lungs … Continue reading
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