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What I really think about security blankets.
Where can I begin this story?? I guess I will start in my childhood, in my bedroom with a slanted ceiling and no windows, and a twin-sized bed with a brown metal frame. That bed held a number of important … Continue reading
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What I really, really think about tax returns.
I got ripped off by the people who were given that power to protect me! I feel so betrayed, I feel like I have been so loyal(ish)! I was shorted by a massive margin on my tax return, as the … Continue reading
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What I really think about beans in the spaghetti.
Of all dishes to cook and then leave on top of the stove in a pot for me to find in the middle of the night, at the height of my munchies, and eat with a plastic fork (cause all … Continue reading
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What I really think about wpm.
71 words per minute with only an average of 5.0 mistakes per minute? That’s my all-time record! At least, that I can recall. Oooh for some reason, there is almost nothing more fun than taking typing tests on this lazy … Continue reading
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What I really think about wake ‘n bake.
Evil wake ‘n bake, a surefire way to ruin your entire day. Of course, when I woke up at 2:07 this afternoon, there wasn’t much of a day left to spoil. And, if we’re being completely honest, I had already … Continue reading
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What I really think about date night.
I think date night should die! And then be resurrected as date day! A day-long event of love and exploit! Today my lovely lady and I woke up around 1:30 in the afternoon. (Whoops–another long night of “Heroes” and herbs, … Continue reading
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What I really think about whistling.
Finally, after more than 15 years of inhale-whistling, I have made a breakthrough. For some time now, I have had a desire to master the art of whistling, with only two things standing in my way: First, I am so … Continue reading
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What I really think about New Year’s Eve.
11:13 PM Farmville; 11:37 PM Making an ass of myself during dice; 11:46 PM Trying not cry; 12:00 AM Kissing my girlfriend, a lot; 12:04 AM Smoking my first cigarette of the new year; 12:06 AM Taking a piss against … Continue reading
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What I really think about writer’s block.
Fuuuuuck. So blocked. So blocked I can’t even write a blog. And this blog is supposed to be block therapy. A little treatment to get me out of my current state of… nothingness. So blocked that I can’t think of … Continue reading
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What I really think about the wind.
Hey, wind, you’re an asshole. Quit making it so fucking cold, and quit pushing my car every which way while I’m trying to get from point A to point B safely. And please, if you wouldn’t litter the road and … Continue reading
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